Goblins are Punny

Hello Cyberfriends, did you know that Goblins are punny? At least Ardent is. Or, rather, at least Ardent likes to think she is. It’s an age-old saying that laughter is the best medicine. Science doesn’t necessarily disagree, according to Mayo Clinic, laughter has great potential for short term stress relief.

In an effort to put more positivity and chuckles into the world I’m sharing some jokes today in the hopes it brings a smile to some. Without further ado, here’s my 25 favorite puns of all time:

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
2. Did you hear about the dad who won the hide-and-seek championship? He’s still hiding.
3. I’m friends with all electricians because they’re always so current.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. I’m friends with all the plants. They’re great at photosynthesis.
8. I knew a guy who was addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop anytime.
9. The kleptomaniac didn’t understand the puns, but he took them literally.
10. I’m friends with math books. They have too many problems.
11. When the grocery store ran out of butter, I was so churned up.
12. The tailor was feeling a bit ripped off by the high prices.
13. I’m friends with paper, they’re tearable listeners.
14. Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
15. I’m friends with computers. They’re my byte-sized companions.
16. I’m friends with scarecrows, they’re outstanding in their field.
17. I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
18. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
19. I’m friends with clocks. They’re ticklish when you touch their hands.
20. I’m friends with balloons. They’re so full of themselves.
21. I’m friends with the ocean. It waves at me every time I’m near.
22. I’m friends with light bulbs. They’re always brightening my day.
23. I used to run a bakery, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
24. I’m friends with books. They’re always open-minded.
25. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

I hope these puns brought a smile to your face! Be sure to check out other updates from Ardent!